An Open letter to a rapist

I am starting straightaway, as I could not decide how to address you. I just realized that English language lacks a word that describes you aptly. I am writing this letter to you since I am a Delhiite and I am  totally pissed  off that due to some god-forsaken animals like you, the city is getting a bad name.

I won’t be writing much since a lot has been already said and written about it. I in fact, would just be saying things that I feel you don’t realize...

If you have figured out after reading the title of this post that this letter is addressed to you, in that case upfront I insist you to, with an open mind, believe that you are just a pathetic creature that the world needs to get rid of.

If you think that you have done something that flaunts your virility, let me tell you that you have done a gross miscalculation. Don’t call yourself a man. You don’t deserve it.  Real men don’t snatch something that is not theirs. You are just a genderless psychopath with a dysfunctional moral censor.

May be you don’t care about the life your victims are living now, if at all they are living. Some must have taken their own lives just because they thought it’s not worth living without the dignity that they have lost. So many of them are still struggling to be accepted back into their families. So many of them are still in shock and the thought of ending their lives comes across their mind at least once, each day. Still, they are living. You did all you could have done to make their lives miserable and still you don’t feel a speck of guilt or remorse. Shame on you!

If your justification is that she was not properly dressed or was not in her senses and that is what provoked you then you should point a gun on your crotch and blast it off because the force that drives you in life is there. It’s the force that is dominating your mind and conscience and leaves you at par with wild dogs.

Even if you thought she was not properly dressed, who are you to decide what was needed to be done with her? Who are you to decide that she is a slut? Who the hell are you to think that she would be easy just because she is frank and friendly? You are just a….. forget it! I just again wonder how scarcely resourced our languages are, not having an accurate word to describe you.

Few facts and suggestions for you to get in touch with reality as soon as possible…

-- Women are living things. Show some respect.

-- Harassing someone weaker makes you very small in character.

-- Not everything in this world belongs to you.

-- Sadism is a serious psychological disorder.

-- Realize the magnitude of the disgrace you are, to your family and to the world.

-- Pick up a dictionary and look up for the word – “Self Respect”. Study it!

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     Those of you who forced yourselves upon minors  - I am well short of words to say anything to you. I just hope GOD knows what he intends to do with you. Enough said.

    

    Go.. Die.

    

That guy....

Addressed to girls: 

You meet a lot of guys in your life. You tend to like some of them, be friends with them and prefer to ignore some of the real weird ones. Most of the time we try to keep our relationships with friends and loved ones evenly balanced where both the responsibilities and the pleasures of the relationship , are equally shared. But humans do err. Sometimes, you don't give back in a relationship, what the other person actually deserves and I am here, going to talk about exactly such a guy...


That guy, who in spite of doing his best to make you happy, did not get back what he deserved from you. That guy who was by your side when even your best friends doubted you. That guy who came to pick you up on a chilly night, when you couldn’t find anything to get back home. Do you even know that he lied to, and later got scolded by, his parents for taking their car out at that hour? . For you! and he never even told you about this.

People used to talk filth about him. Things like how he is letting you use him for your benefit and how far he has gone for you. To some extent, they were right. He was the one who always at the receiving end in your friendship. All sacrifices were supposed to be made by him, which he used to do without any regret or whatsoever. He used to be there for you as soon as you called him. But never, for an instance, you even thought about doing something for him. But he never complained. He remained the same smiling and unconditionally caring friend to you. Making adjustments and making you happy, were two things he was very good at. But unfortunately both things, you never realized.

You told him about that new guy you met and how cool and smart you found him. He was worried. He knew the guy and he knew that you are on the wrong path. Tried to make you understand but you, you did not listen. Days passed. You talked to him about your boyfriend. What’s he like? What does he do? What do you like about him? And what irritates you the most about him? And he listened. Trust me on this, being at this position, for a guy is an epic humiliation. Still, he listened. He did not used to talk much on that topic, except of saying some single word phrases here  and there sporadically. May be, he loved you.

That day, when you were talking to him about the problems you were having with your boyfriend, he again tried to make you understand about your mistake. But, this time you reacted strongly. You said some sharp words to him. You stopped talking to him. You told your friends that he was trying to create misunderstandings between you and your boyfriend, when they enquired about what happened. You never became normal with him. He was taken aback. He was hurt. He went away from your life. You did not care. Days passed. You slowly and gradually came to know about the reality about your guy. He cheated on you. And you were numb, for weeks.

 For years, you did not hear from that friend. He was gone, so far away, that may be you won’t be able to find him again in this life. Let me tell you that wherever he is, he still cares for your well being, though being passive. May God bless you!!

AN OPEN LETTER TO CUPID

Hey Cupid! Listen up dude!

This is weird. Isn't it??  Why, in this world, am I writing a letter to you? The one who is crucified every time a person can't practically justify the eerie, insidious attraction he feels induced for someone. But, the question is why the hell I, instead of watching football or fooling around on facebook or beating life out of my phone on whatsapp, for that matter (things that people of my age are supposed to do and the things which in fact some of my coeval friends might be doing right now as i write this letter), I am adamantly writing a zany letter to you. I mean, How dumb I am?

The fact is that, I have my own reasons which persuade me to do this. These are not my personal problems. I am doing this on behalf of all the libidinous (which covers 95% of them) guys who have been, throughout their life, abashed by the pranks played by CUPID on them. Of course, here I am not talking about any kind of platonic love.

Okay! Let’s get started.  

You leave me pissed off when you set me having a crush on my best friend's girlfriend. I agree that we have a high female foeticide rate in India but still there are so many other girls out there whom you can set me up with. But, all you could find for me, was, this sole girl. Come on! India still has a sex ratio of 933. You could have done much better. You don’t know how difficult a situation it is for a guy to cheat on his best friend. (I wonder if you are a guy?)

   

Let’s move on. I was a kid, and you made me fantasize about my teachers!! Fucking awesome!!  Haan !!  You had fun?? Having said that i agree that i had some privileges that an adult male would have been denied of but there was so little that i could do at that time.You must understand that this is India and people here can't live in such morally-bankrupt, perversion-inducing environment that you are trying to create here. What you do in western countries may be accepted by those people but certainly this can't go on here. We have shiv-sainiks and Ram sena who will beat the shit out of people, if they do so. So please can you find some relevant matches for me?       

Let me tell you that nothing is shittier than having a crush on an aunty next door or some receptionist of an institute (only because of whom we make a decision which coaching institute to join). I urge you not to put me in the moral disgrace when this is disclosed in public. No one except, the other guys, can empathize with us. I know this deserves a bad beating on our asses but people!!  Try being a guy for one day and you will know that it’s normal. But still as i said earlier it's all, at a higher level because of you or because of GOD who made us that way.  

There is another big problem with me. Every time I go and watch a movie, I end up having a crush on the cosmetics clad heroine. In fact, in that particular song of a shit-throwing movie "OSO" which featured every actress who was jobless at that time and was cringing to come on screen and shake'em with the 'BAD-SHAH' KHAN, I ended up being infatuated by each one of them. I am a human after all but I have limitations. I can’t think about so many women in one go. I am not saying that I don’t like it but man!, keep it slow, give me one at a time. The only aberration however, till now has been Shilpa Shetty. I sometimes wonder who told her that she can be a heroine and now she has done the same thing that every unsuccessful so-called-actress does, id - est marrying a millionaire. If she is called an actress in the first place then what wrong a deed Mallika Sherawat has committed. She also deserves the actress status. Ohhh.. I have gone totally out of context. Why didn’t you stop me??

Now, this one's serious. Never ever make us fall in love with a girl who is a good friend. This situation is a bit complex and is not easy to understand if you haven't experienced it yourself. The goddamn tragedy is most of the time when this happens, the girl is already committed and we are just gonna be pissed off beyond limit. Why?? Girls have this peculiar thing of sharing their love life with their good friends. There is a great possibility that you also get to hear what happened last time she went out with her boyfriend, how much she loves her or how cute he is. Damn it girl! Don’t you understand that I don’t give it a kalmadi how cute your chick-magnet teddy-esque boyfriend is!!  Mr Cupid, you may not understand, but every time she talks about this, my heart sinks deeper and I wish I could tell you how much.. Screw her boyfriend!!! If we are lucky and this girl is presently single then there exists a different dilemma. What if she says no? What if she answers in those killer diplomatic lines (which deserves another article), How would I be able to face her again? There will always be that weird sensation floating every time we will be together. Let  those be damned, who say that ex-lovers can be friends. No, they can’t!!  Sparks always exist between the two. Same will happen here and certainly I don’t want that to happen with our friendship. So please, you better not make me fall in love with a friend.

In the end, just one more thing, as a guy, I have hurt many girls till now. I know there comes a time in a guy’s life when he feels rueful about this. I just want to tell you that when mine comes, give me strength so that I’d be ready to expiate in whatever way possible.

Cheers dude!

Just another guy,

Earth.

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What have I become???

I've always wanted to be different (just like everybody else) but  was left incapacitated whenever someone  asked  " kid , what do you wanna be in life ?? " and this kid had no clue, neither then nor has he now . With no other alternative pick ,I finally decided to grow up (as if i could do something about it) and surrendered to the mighty kismet .Gave my 10th exams but was again confronted by a situation which demanded hell lot of a mind boggling. What stream to choose? I was literally made to understand "the importance of this decision " by every other person who was elder to me or considered himself/herself more mature. But I thought, this whole concept is a fallacy in the first place. Come on fellas!! you are asking a kid ,something that even adults dread of. It was one of those times when i felt Is this whole world crazy or is it just that I am extra intelligent?

Finally, settled with NON - MED science .Couldn't even flirt with idea of choosing Commerce or Arts.Reason: All my friends were taking up Science. It was like Science is cool and if you stray away, you are not a man. Now, how can a guy like me, who never tasted respect anywhere else , be disloyal to his friends.That is the age when you make many friends  and suddenly they seem to be the most important thing in your life. 

I was in 11th now, friends told me that this isn't going to suffice. One also needs to join a coaching institute (for engg.). By this time, i had understood, life has been playing a river to me and i had no choice but to go with the flow. So i did, indeed going drowning with flow , joined an institute.The same one that my friends had joined. Next two years were like hell. Couldn't do anything. My studies at the fucking institute got messed up. Was equally terrible at school. You know what happens when you try to fool around  with two girlfriends simultaneously. (ahh. terrible analogy!! )  A lesson was there to be learnt.

Eventually, ended up with a not-so-good engg. college.Can't express the depression I went through knowing that none of my friends are in my to-be college.

Anyhow,time passed.Presently, I am in year 3 of 4 of my engineering course. By now, i kind of developed a liking for what i am doing...Things have changed. I am no more an immature kid who just don't has a thinking of his own.  My friends don't indirectly take decisions for me now. Well, i have figured out what i want to do in life. I want to be a software engineer. The Kid has finally grown up!!!

Yesterday, i had a conversation with one of dad's friends which somewhat went like this..

Uncle: "hey son, how are you doing with your studies??"

me: "I am doing pretty good... I like it finally."

Uncle : "okay! that's good ! . I am so happy for you. My boy is going to be a software geek...haha"

me: "Let's see .."

Uncle: "what ?? "

me: "The thing is that I have joined a coaching institute for MBA exams preparation...."

Uncle : ohh. i see... but I thought you were sure that you wanna be a software engineer??

me : "Ummmm.. now i want to be a manager. MBA is cool. All my friends are doing it... and may be i dont like engineering that much....."