This article is for all of you for whom facebook is a drug .I would like to thank my 192 friends on facebook who inadvertently inspired me to write this article. Here, I try to categorize the kind of people that we have on FB.
Mr/Ms ' NUMERO UNO' :
This person is suffering from the breaking news bug.This guy considers it his biggest failure if he is not the first one to break out a news to his fellow pink-slipped FB friends. Nothing gives him more pleasure than seeing someone commending him thorough 'likes' and comments on his disclosure.If he is sitting on his toilet seat and can't access his lappy then he tells his mom to put an update on FB that he got loosemotions today.
This person is suffering from the breaking news bug.This guy considers it his biggest failure if he is not the first one to break out a news to his fellow pink-slipped FB friends. Nothing gives him more pleasure than seeing someone commending him thorough 'likes' and comments on his disclosure.If he is sitting on his toilet seat and can't access his lappy then he tells his mom to put an update on FB that he got loosemotions today.
Mr/Ms 'YOU BROKE MY HEART' :
This is the person who portrays himself as the one who has been kicked on ass by his lover.Often, his status updates show how much he misses his lover or for that matter, hates her.Some times he helps himself with a bit of shayari or lyrics of a bewafa-sanam-esque song.
This is the person who portrays himself as the one who has been kicked on ass by his lover.Often, his status updates show how much he misses his lover or for that matter, hates her.Some times he helps himself with a bit of shayari or lyrics of a bewafa-sanam-esque song.
Warning: If you really want to be in good books of this person,don't forget to boast your sympathy for him/her.A simple 'Awwwwww' would suffice.
Ms 'OMG!! THIS IS SO ROMANTIC ':
This class of people (usually girls) possess LBCs (Love Blood Cells) besides the normal RBCs and WBCs running in their every artery and vein.Their status updates consists of the supposedly-romantic stuff and the funnier thing is that they expect lots of likes and comments and if nobody does this then they commit themselves up to the task and 'like' their own status just to give a jolt to the 'insensitive' friends.
This class of people (usually girls) possess LBCs (Love Blood Cells) besides the normal RBCs and WBCs running in their every artery and vein.Their status updates consists of the supposedly-romantic stuff and the funnier thing is that they expect lots of likes and comments and if nobody does this then they commit themselves up to the task and 'like' their own status just to give a jolt to the 'insensitive' friends.
Mr 'YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TODAY??' :
This guy doesn't come online throughout the day but just when the day is about to get over (though,the sun never sets on FB), he pops in from somewhere and is adamant to inform people about how was his day, on his wall.
This guy doesn't come online throughout the day but just when the day is about to get over (though,the sun never sets on FB), he pops in from somewhere and is adamant to inform people about how was his day, on his wall.
Mr ' I AM SO LONELY, SYMPATHISE WITH ME ' :
This sympathy-famished person is the most irritating of them all.He just picks up a depressive line from net and drops it on his wall.Bhatt camp's roles for kangna ranaut must have been inspired from him, if not, they should definitely give it a try.
This sympathy-famished person is the most irritating of them all.He just picks up a depressive line from net and drops it on his wall.Bhatt camp's roles for kangna ranaut must have been inspired from him, if not, they should definitely give it a try.
Mr 'DICTIONARY' :
This is the guy who is actually preparing for GRE or TOEFL exams where direct vocabulary questions are asked.He considers FB as THE PLATFORM to boast off his command over the most elusive of words.This,in turn frightens his fellow friends over FB,who have to barge in their heads into thesaurus several times just to be somewhere near a position of replying to this guy's posts.
This is the guy who is actually preparing for GRE or TOEFL exams where direct vocabulary questions are asked.He considers FB as THE PLATFORM to boast off his command over the most elusive of words.This,in turn frightens his fellow friends over FB,who have to barge in their heads into thesaurus several times just to be somewhere near a position of replying to this guy's posts.
Mr 'THIS LINE IS MINE' :
This guy impudently denies the original creator of his credits by plundering over his quotes or lines on his wall.This act of plagiarism remains obscure untill you find that quote somewhere on the net.
This guy impudently denies the original creator of his credits by plundering over his quotes or lines on his wall.This act of plagiarism remains obscure untill you find that quote somewhere on the net.
Mr 'I AM SO FUNNY' :
This is the guy who searches youtube and dailymotion for funny videos for hours and as and when he finds one,it is next seen on this guy's wall.Again the underlined motive remains the same.. i.e 'likes' and comments.
This is the guy who searches youtube and dailymotion for funny videos for hours and as and when he finds one,it is next seen on this guy's wall.Again the underlined motive remains the same.. i.e 'likes' and comments.
Mr 'I dont know what the hell I am posting.I just want likes and comments' :
These are the guys who see a funny link on someone's wall and then in a second, share it on theirs ,for the benefit of their friends.They may not understand why that link is funny but they trust the intelligence of their friends.
These are the guys who see a funny link on someone's wall and then in a second, share it on theirs ,for the benefit of their friends.They may not understand why that link is funny but they trust the intelligence of their friends.
Mr 'CRITIC' :
This is the guy who reviews every movie or music album he comes around, on his wall.Sometimes he urges his friends not to watch a particular movie as he found its cinematography and art direction pathetic.
This is the guy who reviews every movie or music album he comes around, on his wall.Sometimes he urges his friends not to watch a particular movie as he found its cinematography and art direction pathetic.
Mr 'SENSIBLE' :
This guy seems to be the most sensible person around. He is not a prolific status updater. His likes and comments on a post are a validation of sense prevailing in that particular post.
This guy seems to be the most sensible person around. He is not a prolific status updater. His likes and comments on a post are a validation of sense prevailing in that particular post.
Ms 'FARMVILLE' :
These girls think that there is nothing else important in your life than to know which vegetable are they growing, or who is their new (ill fated) neighbour.. or is there a bull or a pig or an anaconda which has got into their farm .Important thing being , whether, is he lonely or not , or.. maybe... if he has been forsaken by his owner.And ofcourse the mysterious eggs,which are certainly as mysterious as is the question of their origin itself.
These girls think that there is nothing else important in your life than to know which vegetable are they growing, or who is their new (ill fated) neighbour.. or is there a bull or a pig or an anaconda which has got into their farm .Important thing being , whether, is he lonely or not , or.. maybe... if he has been forsaken by his owner.And ofcourse the mysterious eggs,which are certainly as mysterious as is the question of their origin itself.
Mr ' LYRICSWRITER' :
These are the people who like to write lyrics of some random song on their wall to apprise people of their adulation for the song. Ofcourse, their chosen entry for the day varies with the mood swings.
These are the people who like to write lyrics of some random song on their wall to apprise people of their adulation for the song. Ofcourse, their chosen entry for the day varies with the mood swings.
Mr/Ms 'EMOTICON' :
Boredom can make people do weird things.For instance when they have nothing else to post about and their conscience is literally itching them as to how in this world did they not post anything today. Guilt is ineluctable. So ,finally, they decide to put a mysterious emoticon or two on their wall.That's it. Now that's a pretty smart thing to do.
Boredom can make people do weird things.For instance when they have nothing else to post about and their conscience is literally itching them as to how in this world did they not post anything today. Guilt is ineluctable. So ,finally, they decide to put a mysterious emoticon or two on their wall.That's it. Now that's a pretty smart thing to do.
Mr 'OPEN BOOK' :
This guy has no secrets.If you follow his status updates then making out what's going on in his life is no big a puzzle.He writes about almost everything thing. These sensational revealations may be anything about his "radio button" relationship fluctuations or his professional life. He does not even hesitate to reveal which brand of underclothes he bought,the last time he shopped.
This guy has no secrets.If you follow his status updates then making out what's going on in his life is no big a puzzle.He writes about almost everything thing. These sensational revealations may be anything about his "radio button" relationship fluctuations or his professional life. He does not even hesitate to reveal which brand of underclothes he bought,the last time he shopped.
The WHOHOOO!! GIRLS :
These are the girls whose status makes you feel life is one big party.They like to revel everything good that happens to them.These girls can be identified with the presence of words like "YAY or YAAY or YAAAY" , YEYE ,HAHAHAHA in their status. You should look forward to them.
These are the girls whose status makes you feel life is one big party.They like to revel everything good that happens to them.These girls can be identified with the presence of words like "YAY or YAAY or YAAAY" , YEYE ,HAHAHAHA in their status. You should look forward to them.
PS: Even I qualify for many of these titles.
1 comment:
great work. appreciated. i guess i fall in almost every category and like each person has its own reason to access facebook, i have mine. facebook these days have become inseparable part of life. imagine life without it??.. tough..
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